Today is St. Patrick's Day. At 6:47 AM, my four-year-old climbed into my bed, curled into a ball, and whispered: "I have to pee, but I'm scared. The leprechaun peed in my bathroom." Within seconds, all four kids were in my bedroom and using our bathroom spared by the leprechaun. I tried to convince my youngest as fast as I could to not stay on my bed. The eldest three ran downstairs and began their forensic investigation. The leprechaun had entered through the back door. He'